You won't be able to stop laughing after reading these five Gujarati jokes. Here are school, husband-wife and other funny jokes.
A woman gave birth to her fourth child at the hospital. Nurse: Congratulations, God has blessed you with a son. What did you ask for, a son or a daughter? Then the woman replied in such a way that even the nurse felt ashamed.
Jokes-1
An 88-year-old man received a call.
Sir I am talking from the bank.
You take our mutual fund,
Money will double in seven years.
The old man gave a nice reply: Son, I am at that stage of age
Bananas are also not bought raw.
Jokes-2
A woman gave birth to her fourth child at the hospital.
Nurse: Congratulations, God has blessed you with a son.
What did you ask for, a son or a daughter?
Woman: Sister I didn't ask for any of that.
I went to bathe
Then he asked for a towel from his father.
Jokes-3
Chhagan : Today I heard my wife planning to go to watch a movie with the watchman.
Magan: Then you didn't go after them?
Chhagan: No man, actually I had seen that movie.
Jokes-4
Mother-in-law: Our neighbor Sushma is a number one liar.
Never believed him.
Brother-in-law: Good.
After some time,
Mother-in-law: What was Sushma saying to you today?
Brother-in-law: He used to say that your mother-in-law is a very good woman.
Jokes-5
One day Parimal Baba was sitting on an asana and the devotees were asking Baba for his advice by expressing their grief.
Then it was pappu's turn.
Pappu : Hello, Baba show me some way. My marriage is not fixed, so I have come to your shelter.
Parimal Baba: What do you do?
Pappu: What would be the right thing to do to get married?
Parimal Baba : You open a sweet shop.
Pappu: Baba, open for 25 years, my father's sweets shop.
Parimal Baba: Open the shop at 9 am on Saturday.
Pappu: Our shop is next to Shani Mandir and I open at 9 am every day.
Parimal Baba : Feed the sweet to the black dog.
Pappu : I have two black dogs, Tony and Bunty. I feed him sweets morning and evening.
Parimal Baba: Go to Shiva temple on Monday.
Pappu: Not only on Monday, I go to Shiv Mandir every day. One does not even touch food without having darshan.
Parimal Baba : How many brothers and sisters do you have?
Pappu : Baba, according to you how many brothers and sisters should there be for marriage?
Parimal Baba: Two brothers should be one sister.
Pappu : Baba, I actually have two brothers and one sister. Prakash, Deepak and Meena.
Parimal Baba: So donate.
Pappu: Baba, I have opened an orphanage, I am giving a little bit of charity every day.
Parimal Baba: Go to Badrinath once.
Pappu: Baba, how many times do you think it is necessary to go to Badrinath to get married?
Parimal Baba : Must go once in life.
Pappu : I have gone thrice.
Parimal Baba : Wear a blue shirt.
Pappu : Baba, I have only blue colored kurtas, I have given them all for washing tomorrow, when he comes back I will wear the same.
Baba calms down and starts thinking to himself, what can I say to this, which he has not done?
Pappu: Baba, tell me something?
Parimal Baba : Yes, say what you have to say.
Pappu: I am already married and father of 3 children. I was passing by here, thought to pass the time.
Jokes-6
Jayesh: What do you do when you feel hot?
Pappu: I go and sit near the cooler.
Jayesh: Even so, what do you do if you feel hot?
Pappu : Then I switch on the cooler.
Jokes-7
Ramesh said to his neighbor friend Suresh,
Your dog tore up my book this morning.
Suresh: Don't worry, I will punish him.
Ramesh: Let it go brother, I have already punished him.
Suresh: How?
Ramesh: I drank all the milk from her bowl.
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