Today we have again brought you a treasure of Jokes in which today there are very strong jokes on a husband and wife.
Jokes-1
successful marriage one of a kind
There is a “give and take” relationship.
In which the husband gives money, gifts and trips to the wife, which the wife happily accepts and
Wife gives advice, speech and concern
Which her husband Munga listens to.
Jokes-2
Ramesh used to sleep on a straw on the sea shore in Goa.
After some time an American passed by, he asked Ramesh,
American: Are you relaxing?
Ramesh: No, I am Ramesh.
After some time, another American passed by, he also asked,
Second American: Are you relaxing?
Ramesh: No no, I am Ramesh.
This happened 4 times so Ramesh got up and started leaving from there.
Going a little further, he saw a beautiful American woman resting there.
Ramesh asked him: Are you relaxing?
Woman: Yes, I am relaxing.
Ramesh put one below his ear and said,
Why are your countrymen searching for you and you are resting here?
Jokes-3
Sonu: Who respects you the most?
Monu: Clothes kept in the cupboard.
Sonu: How?
Monu: Whenever I open the closet, I find 2-3 clothes.
Jokes-4
One who has a beautiful wife does not need to remember his wife's birthday.
Because, his friends remember everything.
Husband: What has happened to you today?
Wife: Yes, how did you know?
Husband: Because earlier black hair used to grow.
And today gray hair is falling out.
Jokes-5
The new teacher asked in the class: Who discovered zero?
A student: Sir, Alia Bhatt.
Sir: By taking Soti… have you learned just today?
Second student: This is a parrot, sir... this Aryabhatta is speaking.
Jokes-6
Teacher: Where does Ganga originate from and where does it meet?
Pappu: He puts on makeup from home and leaves for school.
And meets Kalu behind the school.
Jokes-7
Neelu Baba got a call at midnight.
The girl from the front said: Move the cot, it will be thick…
Neelu Baba: Hello, who are you?
Girl: Fill it, fill my demand…
Neelu Baba got up from the bed: Will you really marry me?
Girl: Press 1 to make this song a caller tune.
Neelu Baba threw the phone out of the box.
Jokes-8
A man was looking at his marriage certificate very carefully.
Wife: What are you looking at so carefully?
Husband: I am checking its expiry date.
Jokes-9
Pappu climbed the tree to see his sister-in-law who lived next door.
That sister-in-law's mother-in-law saw Pappu.
Mother-in-law: Hey, what's the matter climbing the tree?
Pappu: I had gone to see the mermaid but a snake was seen.
Then Pappu was taken down from the tree and washed without powder.